Christmas Sweatshirt - "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas"
S / Ash
$28.00
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This cozy crewneck brings deadpan holiday humor to your winter rotation. Soft, medium-weight fabric and a classic fit make it an easy layer for slow mornings, late-night movie marathons, or standing in line for eggnog—especially when you’d rather be napping than jingling. The front features a tongue-in-cheek skeleton in a Santa hat with the phrase “When you’re dead inside but it’s Christmas,” balancing dark humor with warm, wearable comfort. Double-needle stitching and a tear-away label keep it durable and comfortable season after season. Wear it to low-key gatherings, ugly-sweater-alternative parties, or when you want to quietly announce your holiday mood without saying a word.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- DTG prints on body with DTF inner neck labels; optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
- OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Christmas Sweatshirt - "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas"
$28.00
📦 Each item printed & shipped in the USA. Production 2-5 days + shipping 3-7 days. Tracked & insured. ⚠️ This isn't Amazon — each shirt is printed JUST FOR YOU when you order. No warehouses, no waste. You're getting something made with love.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- DTG prints on body with DTF inner neck labels; optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
- OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean